i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because danny devito has made numerous cameo appearances in my dreams before and i somehow doubt he misses me
- Me: oh thats cute
- : *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
self hatred is somewhat glorified on this website and it’s moderately upsetting
the fact that we can make something so painful into something funny is not glorifying it
its a way of coping with it
no one wants to hate themselves
but since we do
we make it into something funny
and the reason why self-deprecating posts get so many notes is because we can all relate to it and we know we’re not alone
tumblr dot com where a picture of fried chicken or a glass of milk gets a trigger warning request but if you ask people to tone down their incest fantasies you get yelled at, cool website #1
Thank you! I hope you are as well!
- who maintain their individual identities while being in a relationship
- who don’t make me feel like a third wheel when I spend time with them
- whose relationship does not make me wanna gag or cringe
- who don’t shove their love down everyone’s throats
- whose relationship makes me want one of my own
But that’s just me. I respect to love in all forms and expressions but I’ve found that the above are rare, especially the last one.
shout out to nice anons and nice people in general if you take the time to make other people feel good you deserve to feel good too and i love all of u
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I hate summer because that’s when the worst kind of bug comes out
can someone please tell me how to get the thing so i can blacklist things like help im having a meltdown i need to blacklist this thing
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
my hobbies include completing entire television series and then having an existential crisis afterward.
don’t live 3000 miles away and call me cute u can’t do that
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
I DISCOVERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THERE IS A HARRY POTTER BATHROOM STALL IN THE GIRL’S BATHROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE CATHEDRAL I’M SURE THIS HAS BEEN MADE NOTE OF BUT I JUST REALLY NEED TO SHARE
IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PISSING EXPERIENCE I’VE EVER HAD
MY SCHOOL WINS EVERYTHING
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.