— Sylvia Plath (via fall0pianprincess)
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
commanderarmin is my psn username
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood | All Eyecatches (Episodes 1-64)
how cool would it be to wake up one day and not feel like shit
- Write a book
- Create awesome characters
- Kill them
AKA how John green and Veronica roth write books
Also J K Rowling. And Victor Hugo.
Don’t forget George R.R. Martin or J.R.R. Tolkien
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
baby erwin realizing that his dad is whisperdeadwhisper :’(
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
Yes high school and college AUs are cool but. Have you considered middle school AUs. Imagine your favorite characters going through various painful phases: meme, weeaboo, scene, swaggie, you name it. Imagine your OTP being in their random phase and thinking they’re going to marry each other. The shitty angst poetry they write. Their old deviantarts. Just fucking imagine it okay you don’t have a choice now.
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners